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Once upon a time I had major cable television and when I did I used to watch Inside the Actors Studio. Recently James Lipton wrote a book called Inside, Inside. I saw him in an interview and it was pretty interesting and he was aske the 10 Questions he always asks his guest on Inside the Actors Studio at the end of the show. Hmm, I thought, what are my answers to this and I wonder what other people’s answers are? So here are the 10 questions (compiled by Bernard Pivot and revised by James Lipton) with my answers.

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1. What is your favorite word?

“Versatile or Versatility”

2. What is your least favorite word?

“Should”

3. What turns you on?

Creativity

4. What turns you off?

Judgemental, you have to live your life this way type people

5. What is your favorite curse word?

“Mother Fucker”

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Walking on gravel

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Scratching nails on a chalk board ( Iknow typical but I hate that noise, ick).

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Well I am unemployed at the moment but when I am working I am an Executive Asssistant. So Professional Painter/writer.

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Waitressing (I’d probably drop food all over the customers…yikes)

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Welcome, your dad has been waiting a long time to see you, come on in.

Okay, now it is your turn, I would love to hear your 10 answers…Come on have some fun.

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A friend sent this to me and I thought it was funny. Happy Halloween.

Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating

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10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

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I love photography and I also love cats. While browsing tonight I came across some very funny cat pictures that I thought I would share. My comments are above the picture.

Can you plant a cat and if yes, does it scratch you when you try to water it?
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Computer parts, a boxed cat? or is it a tissue box cat? Did this come through express mail?
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Is this cat getting ready for Halloween?
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From a series called What Cat…1st up Ducky the Cat.
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Second….Crabbit…hop, hop
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Hope you liked the funny cats.

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img_facts.gifI love facts and interesting tidbits about life, people, animals and the world. I did some research and came up with these 10 interesting facts,not sure they are true but are at least amusing. Come back in a week or so and I will have more.

1. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer
2. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word ‘criminal.’ The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
3.Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
4 According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was
5.One in every 4 americans has appeared on television.a capital offense.
6. Althaiophobia is the fear of marshmallows. could be hanged for trying.
7.All the Krispy Kreme donut stores collectively could make a doughnut stack as high as the Empire State Building in only 2 minutes.
8. A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend,
9. In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year
10. Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.

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Alanis Cracks Me Up

Alanis is my favorite singer, she is so vulnerable and real. When I saw this video I was cracking up. It is just one more way she reveals her humor, creativity and talent.
Good news, she just finished recording her new album……YEAHHHH.
Alanis Morissette

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